Do you Know?

I spent a few minutes thinking about what I was going to write about today, didn’t plan to do it this often but I was encouraged by the traffic and response I got after only 2 days. I finally decided that a generally mediocre piece on human behaviour will have to do(and trust me it was bad).

Suddenly I received a notification on a youtube message and when I opened it I finally knew how christians felt when they think they had a divine intervention. Therefore most of my material today is from a spam youtube email, the subject was of course the title of my post(I’m not advocating plagiarism but if there was ever an exception, it’s this).

It went as follows:

My dear friend, I’m very sorry for disturbing you, but I have to ask you an important question…

Do you know that when you die, you will have to spend your eternity in HEAVEN or in HELL ?

There is no other place you can go… Please, think about this…

Where do you want to go ? Have you ever thought about this ?

I am telling you all these things because I love you and I care about you, please think about your Eternity and please do not go into hell, where the devil and his fallen angels will receive their everlasting punishment…

Please, think about Heaven, the place where you will be happy for eternity, forever !

The way to heaven is through JESUS CHRIST alone !
Jesus Christ is the ONLY way, He is the truth and the life !

Don’t believe those who say that everyone goes to heaven… Those are only lies, please be careful !

We are all sinners (Lust, Hate, Lie, Theft), we have broken the commandments of God and we all deserve to be judged.

Jesus Christ – God Himself, came into this world and He paid our disobedience by dying on the cross for us, for our sins, and through His shed blood our sins are forgiven and we can live in victory.

Pray to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness, Forsake your sins, Believe in Jesus Christ, Start a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, keep a relationship with Jesus Christ until the end, and you will be saved.

It doesn’t matter what you’ve done, it doesn’t matter who you are, Turn to Jesus Christ, and you will be saved.

I wish you all the best.

Now picking on this would be easier than shooting fish in a barrel, so I ended up replacing the words,  God/Jesus, heaven and hell with Hugh Hefner, The Playboy mansion and the octomom’s house, respectively(please do try it). So at least I was able to draw some humour from it to quench the sadness of the realisation that I once endorsed this message.
This video cracked me up, gets really hilarious around 5 minutes in.

2 comments on “Do you Know?

  1. Brilliant 🙂 I’ll have to try that out myself.

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